• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

Throw Something at the Next Poster

*dodges*

Throws a TOMY 4ft children's outdoor slide (pink)
 
rides it for a bit and then gets bored.

throws an energizer battery.
 
*Remy and his family gets caught*

Nice one Shell, where is everyone supposed to get their famous Ratatouille now?

*throws moldy cheese*
 
Enjoys eating some of the mouldy cheese.

Throws a flyer for rail record live train times at rail-record.co.uk
 
*cliche wind blowing appears, it flies right on my face*

bad pun

*throws stand up comedian at next poster*
 
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Ha! that didn’t even do any-
AHHH PAPER CUT!

*Throws Aura Sphere at next poster*
 
*gets caught, but breaks out after two rolls*

*throws a full restore at the next poster*
 
What's this supposed to do? *Becomes fully energized and pulls an all-nighter*

*Throws an actual bandicoot*
 
Welcomes shellzilla

Throws a 6 tonne rhino with high velocity
 
*becomes Jason*

*throws an advanced copy of New Horizons*
 
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