• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

Throw Something at the Next Poster

*Literally burns*
*But right before turning into a pile of ashes, throws a fridge.*
 
*gets hit in the head by the fridge
*decides food >> injury
*eats everything inside the fridge
*before collapsing throws a chicken
 
*Cuts its head off, removes all feathers, washes it, seasons with salt, pepper, and garlic, places it on a roasting pan, leaves it in the oven for around 45 minutes, takes it out, then eats it*

*Throws an entire subway system*
 
*already dead so can't do anything about it and gets crushed again*

*throws my blood at the next user*
 
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"Wait a minute... it's the star that gives you invincibility, not the mushroom! What kind of maniac could ever believe that a mere mushroom could turn you invincible?! Utter madness! Oh well, if it claims to give invincibility, what's the worst that could happen?"

*Eats it, then warps out of reality due to this gaping plot hole*

*Throws my house at the next poster* Won't be needing it now that I no longer exist.
 
hah. depends what size your house is. Your house may be tiny so i will smash it apart.
*throws a charging bull at the next poster*
 
*attempts too charge my phone with it*
*throws tiny bullets at the next poster*
 
Wow a real human skeleton! Thanks
*throws waluigi at the next poster*
 
*catches it, cause it rains here alot and I need one*

*throws my piece of crud Galaxy S5*
 
*gets hit by tree and dies*

*throws both NoUsernameHere and my skeletons at the next poster*
 
*catches them gracefully, gives them a hug and kicks them to the next poster* ㋡
 
Why do I have to keep dealing with peoples dead bodies.... *Doesn't care so I just leave them there* *Throws the CN tower*
 
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