• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

Throw Something at the Next Poster

*Catches Shellzilla, and sets him down in a cushion conveniently placed next to me*

That was nothing.

*Throws a Pupperino*
 
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*barely catches the bowling ball*

Also a pupperino is just a joke of saying pupper which is a joke of saying puppy.

*throws self*
 
*wishes upon ya boi like a shooting star*

*throws a literature textbook*
 
Is excited and picks it up, but upon further inspection finds the excerpted titles too safe and the analysis too Freudian.

*throws a particularly round hamster*
 
Awwww, I am so gonna keep this little guy!

*throws a waterbomb*
 
*catches it* I don’t need this.
*donates it to a school*

*throws a Nintendo switch midair, then lands*
 
*throws it at the garbage bin*

STOP LOITERING HERE AAAAAAAAAAA

*throws chair*
 
*catchs the post and posts the post*

*throws a cat* don’t worry, they land on their feet!
 
Can’t help you there, not strong enough! *throws a ball at Octoliam sendin him higher into the sky*

*throws gulliver*
 
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