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Throw Something at the Next Poster

Hmm, maybe I shouldn't have thrown that cake 3 minutes ago. Would have gone great with this chocolate.

*Throws an empty cat tower*
 
I see the clock flying in the air. It is as if the universe slowed down. I need to have it. I move over to catch it, but get so excited my hand involuntarily catches on fire, preventing me from catching the clock. It burns on the ground. I will never forgive myself for what happened that day.

*Throws a strawberry*
 
great!
*becomes a pirate and dies in prison a year later because I suck at pirating*

*throws a prison escape tool*
 
since you didn't honor the previous poster I'll just skip you, idk what that is anyway.
*grabs prison escape tool* :0 I AM THE LAW NOW AND I AM INVINCIBLE

*throws a watering can*
 
*it was a magic chicken and morphs me into a school bus*

*Throws potion sellers strongest potion*
 
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