Throw Something at the Next Poster

[Seastar]

*screams and turns into a Mario Inkling*

*throws a splat bomb*

 

[SunshineSparkleBunny]

*runs away but not fast enough* nooo, I got inked

*Throws a sea bass*

 

[Seastar]

Argh, not another sea bass!

*throws my Toy Story 2 VHS tape* I still have that shhh.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Ahhh the nostalgia

*throws my Toy Story vhs tape* dont feel bad i have one too lmao

 

[SunshineSparkleBunny]

I already have one of these yes, I have one too lol

*Throws Pikachu*

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

*catches him and watches Toy Story with him cause he’s a good boy*

*throws Sonic*

 

[Seastar]

Oh no, not Sonic! He always beats me in sudden death rounds.

*throws the Squid Sisters, which we will pretend Shellzilla never touched*

 

[Midoriya]

*lets them do their own thing as I’m not really interested in Splatoon*

*throws some road spikes*

 

[MapleSilver]

I drive down that road at 200 kilometres per hour, hitting the spikes and causing my car to crash.

*Throws my burning car with deflated tires*

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

*inhales like Kirby and gains burning car powers*
*throws dodgeball*

 

[Pinkshade]

Bold of you to assume I’m not a dodge ball master -i get hit during my monologue and don’t notice so I just like keep going for 20 minutes- AND THATS WHY WORM ON STRING SHOULD BE PRESIDENT

Throws worm on string

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

AHH THE POWER I STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST IT

*throws my shattered bones*

 

[Seastar]

*screams*

*throws a max revive*

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Ah i’m back what’d i miss?

*throws baseball*

 

[DeltaLoraine]

Hits a home run and it smashes into a car window

AH! *panics and throws the baseball bat*

 

[Pinkshade]

WE KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE DONE. YOU CANNOT HIDE FROM YOUR CRIMES FRIEND.

Throws myself

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

*picks up dropped bat* BATTER UP! *smacks Pinkshade into the ozone layer*

*throws knife that i shot with a gun*

 

[Pinkshade]

JOKES ON YOU THE OZONE LATER BARELY EXISTS DUE TO GLOBAL WARMING I LIVE *stab* okay fair enough never mind

I throw my blood in the shape of a knife

 

[DeltaLoraine]

I sit on the sideline watching the fight and duck to avoid the blood knife
"Ay watch it!"

Throws a molotov cocktail

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

*g u l p* Spicy

*throws the bell tree forum*