This random guy on the street is clearly ********

[[Nook]]

So I'm having my garage sale, it's going well.

And then pulls up a guy in a smoking car. Literally smoking.

I mean, there was fire everywhere! He ran up to me, saying " My car's on fire! I need water!" so I just run away, scared. He just grabs the water hose near the garage door and sprays it. But here's the catch: the hose was set on shower, but he set it to turbo jet, and bursts this one tank with oil in it, and it catches on fire even more. But eventually the firefighters came and fixed it.

And then I don't get any customers after that.

 

[Ciaran]

Way to run it into the ground

 

[AndyB]

Way to run it into the ground

It's what he does

 

[Psychonaut]

wattttt

 

[Slifer Slacker]

Lol, how much did you get in return for the gsale?

 

[Jake]

I would have loved this. You can have a garage sale any day... But have some guy be mentally ghdhth - that never happens.

 

[D1llon]

Is this a joke?

How can you call him ******** when he asked you a simple question that you clearly comprehended. But you run away? You couldn't have grabbed your hose and gave it to him or gotten an adult?

 

[[Nook]]

Is this a joke?

How can you call him ******** when he asked you a simple question that you clearly comprehended. But you run away? You couldn't have grabbed your hose and gave it to him or gotten an adult?

He wanted to spray it with turbo jet when it was already set to shower, the ideal setting. And you don't know how turbo turbo jet is.

@Bidoof
You're pretending to be completely oblivious to the joke.

 

[Sporge27]

If this is a joke, you are doing it wrong.