Banned for bringing us fleas, and trouble and pain and itching and a rash! And pain and fleas and itching and... pain! So... much... pain! So much pain.
Banned because your signature lists things that I probably won't be able to do in a job interview. Like eye-contact? pshhh what's that? I only know how to stare at the wall behind you so that I don't make any conversation more awkward and prevent me from breaking into a nervous sweat.