Banned because I'm going to sleep, and this is not directed at anybody, so I'm going to make it really long BECAUSE nobody can possibly ninja me. Tremble before my fortress of ambiguity! The person banned for this is really going to feel silly about his- or herself! You should {snarky remark} because if you don't, people like me will surely poke fun at such (an) endeavor(s)! Well, you and I should probably get back to whatever activities in which we are currently engaged! It's been fun, {your name here}!
Banned because if I fell asleep right now, I'd get about 6 hours of sleep before I get up. So I'll probs be getting like 4... GOOOD NIGHTifyoureevenstillonlinebecauseicanttellbecauseofthatmysteriousinvisibilitymodething