• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

The "You're Banned" Game

Banned because OooOooo yes you found out the truth we are actually the same person who travels through time and places at the speed of sound. We're just like Santa except we're ten times cooler.
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Banned because dumb males get dumb females, smart males get dumb females and smart females get cats... mostly.
 
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