The Wrong Answer Game

[intropella]

pikachu

Where does the president of the United States work at?

 

[oath2order]

On a farm.

What do humans need to live?

 

[banana]

207 pills a day and plenty of carbon monoxide. And don't forget 8 glasses of acid per day!

What is the best come-back?

 

[Jonjon]

"Well my Mom agrees with me"

Why does it rain?

 

[BellGreen]

Because the sky sweats.

Why is New Leaf so addicting?

 

[Mary]

Because it's a lovely game from Natsume!

Why don't I have any common sense?

 

[Jarrad]

Because you have an IQ of 500,000,000.

Why does one urinate in a fancy bowl

 

[Mary]

because they had thought of many other great uses for it.


Why won't my villagers move?

 

[BellGreen]

You're probably so mean to them that they adore it.

How come when I think of a rollercoaster, I feel really dizzy???

 

[keybug55]

Because when a bird flies, a fish can't climb trees

What's a nutritious food?

 

[Noah2000]

A Lamp. It's always been a lamp.

What is 4 - 2 ?

 

[Emma]

OVER 9000!!!!!

How do calculators work?

 

[Midgetsc]

They bend space and time to retrieve your answer.

Why won't my cat leave me alone?

 

[jmeleigh23]

Because you're a fish.

Why is the grass green?

 

[Jonjon]

Because Little Tiny Green insects lives on every single Surface Area of Grass

 

[superheroantics]

Why did the person above me not ask a question?

 

[keybug55]

Because they turned into a stuffed alpaca

Why do stars twinkle?

 

[bluegoat14]

Stars twinkle because little aliens are turning their lights on and off.

Why can't we fly to the sun?

 

[Midoriya]

Because it's really just an illusion to our eyes.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[in-a-pickle]

Because we are all secretly wearing blue contacts that make the sky look blue to us, given to us at birth.

How do you bake a cake?