I'd go to @Your Local Wild Child's forest, beat him up and steal his hammock. Then i'd raid the Mako mart there and take all the food, and walk out the forest because I actually have a sense of direction.
What would you do if you were suddenly transported onto the stage of a worldwide talent show? (e.g. america's got talent) And no you're not allowed to choose the "break down in tears and curl up into the fetal position" option >.>