The user above you breaks into your house.

[forestyne]

Title. The user/user's avatar breaks into your house. What u gonna do?????



Haven't seen any active threads along the lines of this so ( ͡? ͜ʖ ͡?)

 

[Soda Fox]

I dunno. I'd probably say "ey what up Danny? Want a drink and a cigar?" and see where the evening goes from there. He seems like he'd be a pretty cool guy.

 

[forestyne]

I dunno. I'd probably say "ey what up Danny? Want a drink and a cigar?" and see where the evening goes from there. He seems like he'd be a pretty cool guy.

MAGNUM DONG. I would be slightly concerned with the sword over his shoulder but it'd be sorta cool

 

[Stepheroo]

I would just...

 

[moonford]

I would grab a bat....

 

[UglyMonsterFace]

I would stand on one leg to disguise myself and hope that flamingoes wouldn't hurt or rob their own kind.

 

[moonford]

I'd say "hey" because I know you truly don't have a bad bone in your body.

 

[Stepheroo]

I'd make sure they never wanted to come back to my house.

By whatever means necessary.

 

[Aquari]

make them a nice cup of coffee

 

[UglyMonsterFace]

Make Poochy my pet forever!

 

[Stepheroo]

I'd give them pet pets and treats, bc that's a good doggo.

I guess Arize can have pet pets and a treat too. lmaoo

 

[moonford]

I'd turn on Hollaback girl by Gwen Stefani and scare them to death with my tremendous dance skills.

 

[Aquari]

woah, space and the stars breaking into my house, thats pretty deep!

 

[moonford]

I'd give them a poochey amiibo.

 

[nostalgibra]

I'd have a laugh at the Donald with them.

 

[jiny]

woah we can listen to vaporwave

 

[Xerolin]

I'd throw them some kpop merch to keep them away

 

[UglyMonsterFace]

I would say "Santa is that you? You're very late..."

 

[Haskell]

I'd put her with (the avatar) the collection of my Barbie Dolls.

 

[moonford]

Call the police and sue for any damage.