the strangest things your villagers have ever said/done?

[Liquid Ocelot]

This thread was absolutely inspired by Ken showing up to my house just to give me a banana and then leave. He also wrote me a letter saying that he'd found something that 'captured my essence', and attached a detective jacket to it- so I don't know what that's supposed to mean, exactly.

I also had T-Bone show up at my place at 1:30AM. I guess that's my fault for being awake?

Also- Gaston was standing in my torture dungeon / basement and telling me how well it suited my personality.

I guess it's all mostly situational, but jeez these animals say some things that really throw me for a loop.

Share your own, svp!

 

[ethre]

They've honestly haven't been saying much - but Bluebear said that when she was a little bear cub, she fell out of her bunk bed and cried in front of everyone. Then she said, "Good thing I have my bunk bed!" Because that was the bed she had at the moment.. xD

 

[IncendiaryPyro]

The strangest thing one of my villagers have ever said was when I visited Skye's house. She told me that she was about to write a poem about a pocket knife. What the heck, Skye?

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

They've honestly haven't been saying much - but Bluebear said that when she was a little bear cub, she fell out of her bunk bed and cried in front of everyone. Then she said, "Good thing I have my bunk bed!" Because that was the bed she had at the moment.. xD

...Yeah. Good thing.

Poor girl, seriously. Maybe she's trying to get over her fear of bunkbeds?

 

[Adventure9]

I love Ken, he's so random. But there was this one time (so mad I didn't take pictures of it) when Ken was talking about the town train, the history of trains, where the first trains were built, how generations (of all past ac games) have evolved transportation-wise (lots of ac throwbacks), and on and on AND ON AND ON he kept talking about trains!!! It was like 20 sentence bubbles long! I thought it was going to be a quick conversation, so I skipped the beginning sentences >.< Oh, Ken...

 

[Leopardfire]

When I had Kiki, she asked for my painting set, because she was painting one, but didn't have a reference. You have to have one to paint in the first place!

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

When I had Kiki, she asked for my painting set, because she was painting one, but didn't have a reference. You have to have one to paint in the first place!

...I don't think Kiki understands painting. Maybe her painting set would keep changing as she was using it and she'd have to keep changing the painting?

 

[jiheishou]

Last week, Snake made me fetch Apple so he could show her his muscles omg.

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Last week, Snake made me fetch Apple so he could show her his muscles omg.

lol what.

What I said out loud, I can't say here, but how egotistical do you have to be, seriously. Getting too many people involved in your gun show.

 

[Danielle]

Francine said this to me earlier ;w;

 

[IncendiaryPyro]

This.

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

...g-gently used men's toilet.

I-

well, that certainly takes the cake.

 

[tessabel]

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This.

Hahahhahahahaha! Omg

 

[Renkindle]

 

[Hypno KK]

I'm laughing really hard at some of these, especially the "gently used men's toilet" and the "gym-worn potty" ones. None of what my villagers have said sounds that weird in comparison but once a girl villager asked me if I liked to spy on Dora too. That weirded me out.

 

[juicyness]

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This.

Lol'ing forever. "Gently used." Oh my lol.

- - - Post Merge - - -

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I feel sort of hysterical right now. "Guaranteed to go up in value!" Lol!

 

[Clara Oswald]

Poppy repeat,y said to me that she had a great recipe for soup that she found in a book about shoe polish and when ken became self-aware

 

[Middie]

Bruce talked about his obsession with ketchup once..

 

[Hypno KK]

Recently, I swapped out all the items in Re-Tail with fruit priced at 999,999 or something, just in case I want to trade villagers with people and they want them more or less original. I walked into Re-Tail and one villager pinged me to complain. His complaint wasn't just that it was too expensive, but that the orange was used. What the hell is a used orange?!

 

[Liquid Ocelot]

Recently, I swapped out all the items in Re-Tail with fruit priced at 999,999 or something, just in case I want to trade villagers with people and they want them more or less original. I walked into Re-Tail and one villager pinged me to complain. His complaint wasn't just that it was too expensive, but that the orange was used. What the hell is a used orange?!

YOU LICKED THIS ORANGE.

He knows it. How could you sell something like that. ; ;