The Pun Game

[Jawile]

Just post puns until it's so stupid that no one cares anymore.

I used to have a fear of hurdles, but then I got over it.

 

[f11]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy...

 

[Music_123]

I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down

 

[FireNinja1]

(Thunder's gonna love it)

 

[Jarrad]

When a clock is hungry
it goes back 4 seconds

 

[Music_123]

A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

 

[Jarrad]

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

Spoiler

no, it's not R

Spoiler

'Tis the C

 

[Music_123]

What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)

 

[Jarrad]

What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)

hahahaha that ones good

 

[Music_123]

He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.

 

[NaraFlower]

I wanted to bring a penguin home but my parents said that wasn't going to fly.

 

[Music_123]

Four fonts walk into a bar. The barman says “Hey get out! We don’t want your type in here!”

 

[Flop]

 

[Music_123]

When I was in the supermarket I saw a man and a woman wrapped in a barcode. I asked “Are you two an item?”

 

[kasane]

Ugh the puns...

It's so cheesy, but it feels grate reading them.

 

[Flop]

You didn't.

 

[Music_123]

This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”

 

[Flop]

What's brown and sticky?



A stick.

 

[Music_123]

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

 

[Flop]

We are going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there’s no pop quiz.

I say soda, but okay xD