The Person Above Rolled a One

[Clock]

They disobey you
I go inside an alley but I roll a one

 

[Ananas Dragon]

You fall and hit your head on a metal pole as a robber approaches you

I try to listen to kpop but I roll a one

 

[seularin]

you stan red velvet

i exist but i roll a one

 

[Ananas Dragon]

You fade out of existence unless you quickly reroll the die

I paint but I roll a one

 

[Clock]

Your painting becomes alive and attacks everything
I go to a park, but I roll a one.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

It starts raining heavily right as you get there.

I go to the forest but I roll a one.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

There was a forest fire and angry lumberjacks on top of the place being haunted, good luck with that leisurely stroll

I try slapping someone but i roll a 1

 

[Clock]

They slap you back
I go on Wikipedia but I roll a one

 

[frogslime]

You come across a page you can never, ever, forget.

I try to time travel but I roll a one.

 

[Clock]

You time travel to the stone age and you cannot go back.
I wash dishes, but I roll a one.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

You go to pick up a plate but drop it onto all the other glass plates, shattering them all. At least the spoons are safe

I try to type a school essay but roll a 1

 

[IonicKarma]

You write the perfect essay finally but accidently submitted your fanfic instead

I try to install a new graphics card into my computer but roll a 1

 

[Clock]

Your computer crashes because its too outdated for the graphics card
I play Uno but I roll a one

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Literally everybody except you for draw 4 cards, you also have all reds because why not

I try to buy a Transformer but i roll a 1

 

[spawnpoint]

the transformer is fake and broken and cheap oopsie!

I try to listen to music but I roll a 1

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

You accidentally hit the Amogus body reported theme for 10 hours and your phone can’t exit it.

I try to watch tv but rolled a 1

 

[pulper]

you watch hentai in front of your parents

i try to summon a fictional character into reality to force them to love me

 

[dude98]

You summon a yandere and it's the muderous kind that will even murder their lover.

I read a book.

 

[Clock]

The book comes alive and starts to stir up a disaster
I turn on my phone but i roll a one

 

[moo_nieu]

your phone turns on for a moment, but you drop it and it breaks :C

i try to fold laundry and rolled a 1