The Person Above Rolled a One

[Clock]

You get betrayed and break up.
I cook eggs but I roll a one.

 

[Cutesy]

they are actually dragon eggs and the mother hunts you down & burns you alive
i buy a new computer but i roll a one

 

[Clock]

Your computer breaks
I buy a phone but I roll a one

 

[frogslime]

You try to buy a phone, but it turns out you accidentally bought Soulja Boy's SouljaGame Console.

I try to write but roll a one.

 

[Clock]

Your writing becomes real that it scared you.
I go to Club tortimer, but I roll a one.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

there are hackers everywhere and your save progress gets deleted

I do a nookazon trade but I roll a one

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

The buyer brings a friend after moving in your villager, then disconnects without holding up to their end of the bargain.

I go on a 300 NMT villager hunt but I roll a 1.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

The buyer brings a friend after moving in your villager, then disconnects without holding up to their end of the bargain.

I go on a 300 NMT villager hunt but I roll a 1.

you find judy but your switch dies the second you see her

i find a scallop but i roll a 1

 

[frogslime]

You only wind up on islands with either your fruit or r o d n e y.
Pascal just straight up eats you whole

I attempt parkour but I roll a one

 

[Ananas Dragon]

you fall off of a building unless you acknowledge i ninja'd you

i play splatoon but i roll a 1

 

[frogslime]

You play Splatoon 2 but you're too late and miss all of the Splatfests.

I attempt to rollerblade but roll a 1.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

You fall into mud face-first.

I find shiny Ho-Oh but roll a one

 

[IonicKarma]

Your game crashes as soon as you catch it.

I attempt to draw but roll a 1.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

You do your most intricate detailing...on the line art layer.

I try to get my daily wasp sting but I roll a 1.

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Not only do you get stung by one wasp you get stung by the entire swarm and you fall in a conveniently placed pool of lemon juice

I try to sleep but i roll a 1

 

[Clock]

You wake up after 2 minutes and you have insomnia
I try to go shiny hunting but I roll a one

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

You find shiny geodude. You know what happens next.

I open a door but I roll a 1.

 

[seularin]

another door

i dont wanna eat but i roll a 1

 

[Clock]

If you don’t want to eat then you’ll end up starving to death
I go to Mako mart but I roll a one

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

You’re never allowed to leave. You have to be a backup singer now. Edit: it’s really late so I saw Malo Mart. I guess it can stay tho.

I catch Falinks but I roll a 1.