The Person Above Rolled a One

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

Well not only did you fall to the ground, turns out the building you’re in has a weak foundation and it fell on you

I try to draw but i roll a one

 

[spawnpoint]

You keep trying to draw over and over and it just doesn't come out the way you want. You have artist's burnout.

I try to go for a walk, but I roll a one

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

You fall backwards breaking your back and you can never walk again

I try to pet a dog but i roll a 1

 

[Strawberry ink]

The dog runs away screaming for his mom, momma dog comes an bites your hand


I want to play animal crossing but I roll a 1

 

[ProbablyNotJosuke]

You put in the wrong game and you’re playing Doom on Ultra-Nightmare

I try to put on pants but i roll a 1

 

[Strawberry ink]

They are wet and incomfortable

I want a new pet bird but roll a 1

 

[Clock]

The pet bird attacks you, the end.
I go to Walmart, but I roll a one.

 

[Pinkshade]

You join me in the parking lot. Welcome friend. I don’t know how to leave either.

I sit down but roll a one

 

[Enxssi]

the chair ends up breaking and you fall to your deth.
I try to jump into a bottomless pit, but I roll a one.

 

[DeltaLoraine]

Instead of falling into the pit, gravity reverses and you soar uncontrollably into the sky heading for deep space.

I try to pickpocket someone, but I roll a one.

 

[Pinkshade]

You somehow pickpocket yourself, and in your confusion give your wallet to the original target and walk away before you realize what you’ve done.

I pet a cat but roll a one

 

[Strawberry ink]

The cat pets you and walks away murmuring curses about you

I want to go to EB games but I roll 1

 

[Pinkshade]

You end up at EA sports and the only way out is buying all the characters separately

I look in the mirror but roll a one

 

[Strawberry ink]

You see yourself
I want limberg in my town but I roll a one

 

[Cutesy]

limberg moves in but he is glitched and you can't see him

i want to give my villager a present but i roll a one

 

[Strawberry ink]

You realise that he isn't real and you are going insane

I want to make ha ha funny memes but roll a 1

 

[Clock]

Your meme is unsucessful
I roll a 2 on a dice but I roll a one

 

[Pinkshade]

You roll every number except 2 for years and begin to think the dice is rigged. You buy new dice but it’s always the same. You go crazy trying to figure out why you can’t roll a 2. You lose your mind and die alone.

I buy a cape but roll a one

 

[Enxssi]

your cape flies off into the wind ithout you
i try to roll a dice, but I roll a one

 

[DeltaLoraine]

The dice continues to roll for eternity!! You will never know what number it lands on.

I try to flirt with my crush, but I roll a one