The Person Above Rolled a One

[Hunter_Gr33n]

It somehow wilts before you get it into the ground.

I try to throw a snowball, but I rolled a one!

 

[-Blue-]

You end up throwing hot water.

I try to open a gift, but roll a one.

 

[rocketspruggs]

The gift box is empty, there's nothing inside...

I try to draw something, but I roll a one.

 

[Psydye]

Your drawing utensils all break.

I try to catch Articuno but I roll a one.

 

[-Blue-]

You catch a cold instead.

I try to set up a fancy tv, but roll a one.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

your TV gains sentience and thinks they're better than you and so they run away to go start a company. your fancy TV's company is extremely successful and you never see a penny of it

i try to do a cartwheel but I roll a 1

 

[Clock]

Instead of doing a cartwheel, you stumble.

I brew coffee but I roll a one

 

[ZeldaCrossing64]

The coffee pot catches on fire.

I tried to alleviate my headache but I roll a one.

 

[Suguri]

Your medicine intensifies your headache into a migrane.

I'm flying to the moon, but suddenly, I roll a 1!

 

[Mr.Fox]

Looks like you’re flying into the ocean instead!

I went to read a book, but I rolled a 1…

 

[Millysaurusrexjr]

You sit down and spend several hours reading this book but you don't actually manage to absorb any of the information - not even a single sentence.

I try to water some flowers but I rolled a 1!

 

[Psydye]

They end up dying the next day.

I try to make cannabis-infused wine but roll a 1.

 

[Mr.Fox]

Not that bad actually! Instead you end up making wine-infused cannabis.

I’m about to eat dinner but I rolled a 1…

 

[Clock]

There is no dinner in existence

I water the flowers, but i roll a one

 

[Firesquids]

You water the flowers too much so they grow huge... And hungry. They swallow you up in one gulp!

I go to make breakfast but I roll a one

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

You did a horrible job cooking it. The resulting "breakfast" (if you could even call it that) is not only inedible, but also started a fire that burned half the meal.

I tried to walk around the city, but I rolled a one!

 

[Dim]

That city is Gotham City and The Batman beats the crap out of you for jaywalking

I tried to go 1 on 1 with The Undertaker, but I rolled a one.

 

[Suguri]

SMACK! You end up in the operating room...

I'm watching the news, but I rolled a one.