The Person Above Rolled a One

Your drawing utensils all break.

I try to catch Articuno but I roll a one.
 
your TV gains sentience and thinks they're better than you and so they run away to go start a company. your fancy TV's company is extremely successful and you never see a penny of it

i try to do a cartwheel but I roll a 1
 
You sit down and spend several hours reading this book but you don't actually manage to absorb any of the information - not even a single sentence.

I try to water some flowers but I rolled a 1!
 
They end up dying the next day.

I try to make cannabis-infused wine but roll a 1.
 
Not that bad actually! Instead you end up making wine-infused cannabis.

I’m about to eat dinner but I rolled a 1…
 
You water the flowers too much so they grow huge... And hungry. They swallow you up in one gulp!

I go to make breakfast but I roll a one
 
You did a horrible job cooking it. The resulting "breakfast" (if you could even call it that) is not only inedible, but also started a fire that burned half the meal.

I tried to walk around the city, but I rolled a one!
 
That city is Gotham City and The Batman beats the crap out of you for jaywalking

I tried to go 1 on 1 with The Undertaker, but I rolled a one.
 
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