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The Official Egg Pun Thread

this is un-egg-cceptable! ;DDD.................... (i'll stop)
 
"Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis."


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"Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis."


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gg
 
"Last year for Easter, we got these cool egg decorating kits, with markers, stickers, stencils etc.
I was trying to do an elaborate floral pattern on my eggs, but the stencil kept slipping. I got reeeeally distraught. More distraught than I had any right to be. But no matter how much I concentrated, I couldn’t get the stencil to stay in the right place.
I was having an eggs n’ stencil crisis."


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Shell never get over how egghausting it must have been trying to decorate those eggs. :'(
 
This is eggxactly why we shouldn't have pun threads, it's always always so un-eggstrordinary. Let's get cracking down on these threads!
 
these egg puns are giving me ebolaids XDDD
 
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Yay, an official egg pun thread! :D Let's post a lot of egg-mazing puns!

That was probably a bad pun huh
 
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