The most funny thing a villager has said to you?

[Batofara]

Ohhh yeah, when Graham was sitting on the bench, he said the creepiest thing to me

"Come on, sit beside me. Unless you want to sit right here... Then I can sit in your lap..."

And I'm just staring at the screen like

 

[Jedo]

One of my villagers were asking what kind of pet they should get and I said Alpaca. Then, they were like omg those are gross I could only get one if it was a pink Alpaca. Hahaha

 

[kimmy27]

Not a villager, but a camper:

Strange request from a monkey...xD

 

[Robert Plant]

Snake saying that his arms were guns.

 

[JellyBeans]

When I think it was Bonbon had a flea on her. She had a flea on her so I kindly took it off her. She said 'OMG keep this between you and me. ANd definitely do NOT tell Snake.' And snake was watching the whole conversation

 

[Feraligator]

Vic (Just after waking up): "...Zzz... Whoa! Co...cockroach! It's too big! Help me, please!"

 

[BCBoo]

Francine keeps telling about UFO's, unidentified oranges on her floor. She does it with a really shocked expression which always makes me laugh.

 

[JellyBeans]

Mint said to me a second ago: "I'm playing this one video game, where you have to look after the town and keep the villagers happy!" Hmm, why does that sound familiar?

And I make Snake say as his greeting 'I am an idiot' and this morning he said 'I am an idiot. I JUST LOVE SAYING THAT! I AM AN IDIOT!'

 

[CrankyCupcake]

Francine keeps telling about UFO's, unidentified oranges on her floor. She does it with a really shocked expression which always makes me laugh.

Bertha does that very often, asking me if I believed in UFOs and then telling me about the oranges! It cracks me up because she's supposed to be, er, normal.

 

[Isabella]

kiki was apparently writing a poem about a vitamin jar..
i dont know why but i laughed so much at that

 

[Cobby]

It’s not really what one villager said/done, but what half the village did:

It was just after a Katrina fortune where she told me I needed to wear a tank top less i get bad luck, Wolfgang spotted me and ran up giving me a tank top ‘because we are pals’ so i promptly put it on, removing my Captain's Jacket, (that was part of my uniform).
I was continuing on with my day when Phoebe ran up to me saying:

“Oh My Gosh Super M, is that a Captain's Jacket I’ve been looking everywhere for one of those”,

I said it wasn’t for sale and continued walking when Walker ran up to me with:
“Hey lil’ guy, I see you have a Captain’s Jacket, trade you this for it” and I said that I’m keeping it.

Walked a few steps, when Blaire ran up:
“Is that a rare Captain’s Jacket you have there? Its all the rage, I must have it”,

I exploded yelling “Jeez’ at least you guys waited for me to take my Jacket off instead of just ripping it off my back!”, ran home, threw the jacket on the floor set up a few gyroid guards and carried on, uninterrupted, with my day.

 

[........]

Make someone's catchphrase "Omg rofl"

Everything they say will hilarious xD

I'm so doing this.

 

[Kurisu1701]

This. XD Poor Shep.

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