The Jade Dagger - A Pirate Adventure [Roleplay]

[toxapex]

As we approach the bottom of the stairs, I see the fancy guy we met in the last port. I think he was here earlier, too, come to think of it... "Yo, Aunt-Mom, what are you doing here?"

 

[Naiad]

"Are. You. ****ing. ****ting. Me."

 

[toxapex]

"What's up with you, Tan-Pony-Show?" I ask with an overenthusiastic smile.

 

[Myst]

"Hm?" I glance at Antonio confused.

 

[Naiad]

"Okay, you know what? I'm ****ing done with your bull****." I grab him by the collar.

 

[Myst]

"What do you think you're doing?"

 

[toxapex]

"Hey, what gives? We're just going out to lunch! Nobody started any bull**** here except you!"

 

[Naiad]

"An - t OH - n ee - oh."

 

[toxapex]

"A gnat hoe no?" I say, feigning a confused look.

 

[Naiad]

"... Don't feign idiocy. (idk)" I narrow my eyes.

 

[toxapex]

I push him away from me. "How about first telling why the **** you're even here?"

 

[Naiad]

"Catherine is a Jarlent."

 

[Myst]

I roll my eyes. "I go by Faye now and even if I am, so what? It's not like I care."

 

[Naiad]

"... You may not, but the Jarlent family still needs a woman to marry off."

 

[toxapex]

"Woah, woah, woah." I interject. "Faye's not going to get pulled into any of your arranged-marriage incestuous bull****. So if you'll excuse us, we need to go to lunch."

 

[Myst]

I laugh. "I'll pass."

 

[Naiad]

"How cute. You think you have a choice."

 

[Myst]

"It's not like you can actually make me." I laugh. "I'd like to see you even try."

 

[toxapex]

"She does have a choice." I say. "And if she doesn't, things are going to get ugly."

 

[Naiad]

~ LEON IS SOMEHOW OUTSIDE THE HOUSE
HE MADE THE WALK OFFSCREEN
AYYY ~

I walk into the house. ..?

"Well, I can't exactly produce an heir, can I?"