The first time I was rejected

[Fabioisonfire]

I was in Fairfield (some town near Shelby) watching the Class B football state championship semi-final with a few buddies. (We didn't make it that far, this being my freshman year. I consider this the start of my career.)

So anyway, we're sitting around, watching the game, when I see this GORGEOUS looking girl to our right. I eye-raped her, and turned back to the game. I looked over again, and still couldn't get her attention.

Time for plan B. I get up, walk by her to 'use the bathroom'. I come back, stare her down as I'm walking, and I catch her glance. I smile, and I do not receive a smile back.

What the *censored.3.0*? Do I have something on my face? Are my teeth a weird color from the Skittles? Is she gay?

I sit back down, frustrated, still looking at this babe. So halftime rolls around, she stands up, and I go after her. I chase her down, and say "Hey." she says "Hi." back.

"What's your name?"
"Alexis."
"Woah, that's a great name. I'm Fabio."
"Hey."
"Can I buy you something to drink?"
"No thanks."

AND SHE *censored.3.0*ING WALKED AWAY.

WHAT. THE. HELL.

I sat there, dumbfounded, struggling to compute this unprecedented turn of events. Had I just been turned down?

I had.

Defeated, I walked back to my group of friends.

Matt "Yo, she's hot."
Me "*censored.3.0* off."

The lesson? Even the best of us fail sometimes. I did everything right, and still, no go.

 

[Megamannt125]

You messed up when you eye-raped her. She saw that.

 

[Josh]

D: Sorry That it didnt work out, I could feel for you, some people are like that Anyways Thats Life.

 

[scorcher8]

:'( thats terrible :'(

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Wait, let me make it clear that this was years ago, there's no need to throw me a pity party, I got over it in four seconds.

 

[coffeebean!]

Sounds exactly like me.

 

[Rockman!]

Here's a little piece of info.

Maybe she already had someone.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Here's a little piece of info.

Maybe she already had someone.

So? I can't tell you how many taken girls I've stolen, that means nothing in high school.

 

[Megamannt125]

Here's a little piece of info.

Maybe she already had someone.

So? I can't tell you how many taken girls I've stolen, that means nothing in high school.

That's not something to be proud of.

 

[coffeebean!]

Here's a little piece of info.

Maybe she already had someone.

So? I can't tell you how many taken girls I've stolen, that means nothing in high school.

What a man.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Here's a little piece of info.

Maybe she already had someone.

So? I can't tell you how many taken girls I've stolen, that means nothing in high school.

That's not something to be proud of.

I think it's an accomplishment. But yeah, commitment means nothing in high school. I'm living proof.

And yeah, coffeebean!, that sounds like you.

 

[Rockman!]

Pffft.

With an attitude like that, I hope more girls turn you down in the future.

 

[coffeebean!]

Pffft.

With an attitude like that, I hope more girls turn you down in the future.

^5

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Pffft.

With an attitude like that, I hope more girls turn you down in the future.

^5

Trust me, it doesn't happen often.

But it does happen, though.

 

[Megamannt125]

Fabio your gonna get less and less girls as you and girls get older though, once they get older most girls go after a different type of guy.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Fabio your gonna get less and less girls as you and girls get older though, once they get older most girls go after a different type of guy.

I adapt to the women.

I'll stay this way until my mid-twenties, probably.

 

[Megamannt125]

Fabio your gonna get less and less girls as you and girls get older though, once they get older most girls go after a different type of guy.

I adapt to the girls.

Then you better learn a little thing called commitment.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

Fabio your gonna get less and less girls as you and girls get older though, once they get older most girls go after a different type of guy.

I adapt to the girls.

Then you better learn a little thing called commitment.

That's not going to happen.

 

[Toad Kart 64]

Fabio your gonna get less and less girls as you and girls get older though, once they get older most girls go after a different type of guy.

I adapt to the girls.

Then you better learn a little thing called commitment.

That's not going to happen.

That could be a problem. Eventually.

Unless you like having a different girlfriend every month and never getting married.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

I'm trying to post a *censored.3.0*ing humbling experience and I'm condemned.

And I am never going to be married.