I don't understand why, if you all can speak English (barely), you didn't just preorder an English game. You know - how impatient Americans preorder Japanese games.
P.S. Now this is the kicker... lol.... THEY CAN'T EVEN READ JAPANESE!
Hey, that's good. Maybe you could teach my 22-year-old "friend" a thing or two about England. You see - he thinks that England ISN'T part of Europe at all!
Did you know more than 50% of English people can't locate their country on a map?