The Doorknob Story

[The Sign Painter]

Okay, so I was three, and my brother had received a magazine in the mail that I wanted to read(Disney Adventures, lmao), so I chased him around the house and then he runs into the bathroom and closes the freaking door in my face and I got a scar across my eyebrow, might post a pic later.

 

[Fabioisonfire]

...

GREAT story.

 

[Bacon Boy]

/fad

nuff said

 

[The Sign Painter]

It is sorta like a meme. LOL

 

[Fabioisonfire]

/fad

nuff said

Except nobody really has any good stories like I do.

 

[tikitorch55]

did u die

 

[The Sign Painter]

did u die

Yep, I am writing from the otherside.

OTHERSIDE PWNAGE!

 

[evilpancakes]

Wow, same thing happened to me, except the magazine thing, like i was chasing her for some unknown reason and she ran into room, slammed door on face

 

[The Sign Painter]

Wow, same thing happened to me, except the magazine thing, like i was chasing her for some unknown reason and she ran into room, slammed door on face

Did you get a scar too?

 

[Horus]

/fad

nuff said

Except nobody really has any good stories like I do.

yours are too *censored.3.0*ing long

 

[-C*-]

/fad

nuff said

Except nobody really has any good stories like I do.

yours are too *censored.3.0*ing long

That or your attention span is too short.

 

[Horus]

/fad

nuff said

Except nobody really has any good stories like I do.

yours are too *censored.3.0*ing long

That or your attention span is too short.

 

[The Sign Painter]

/fad

nuff said

Except nobody really has any good stories like I do.

yours are too *censored.3.0*ing long

That or your attention span is too short.

That must be Charlie's cousin, the pear king.

 

[Horus]

Quoting limited to 5 levels deep

yours are too *censored.3.0*ing long

That or your attention span is too short.

That must be Charlie's cousin, the pear king.

 

[-C*-]

Case in point.

 

[Horus]

Case in point.

 

[The Sign Painter]

Case in point.

LOL

 

[Horus]

Case in point.

LOL

 

[The Sign Painter]

Case in point.

LOL

I remember seeing that photo in a National Geographic or something like that...

 

[Fabioisonfire]

/fad

nuff said

Except nobody really has any good stories like I do.

yours are too *censored.3.0*ing long

That or your attention span is too short.

Yeah, I can't really sum up what happened to me that night by saying:

"A friend and I poured beer down a drain that lead to nothing and destroyed his house."

As a story, it isn't interesting whatsoever.