The Crazy Things Animals Say

[TeeTee]

What crazy nonsense does your villagers spout?

Here are some of my villagers:

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^Welcome come home darling! Would you like to shower or eat dinner first?


^I think this gull wants to be American.


^Oh boy Zell's got Bruce confused


^Bam's annual physical exam from Deirdre


^Erik just ate my Mayor Cherry!


^Diana being sweet.


^I'm Batman... SWEAR TO ME!!! D:<


^Deirdre teaching Fauna to be mean


^Erik takes advantage of my trash can

 

[MadisonCrossing]

Villagers tend to say crazy things from the posts I've seen around here Let me see if I have some.

I have Angus in my town. Let that thought sink in. ^^;



Well, that's just wonderful. (I remember she was talking about a toilet. I couldn't find the other pic ;; )


No way! I couldn't tell!




Pancetti loved her gift so much...

That's all I really feel like sharing. I can't even get started with all of the strange things villagers say!

 

[Classygirl]

I can't remember them all, I got a double Bangl when ai started my new town she was always sweet before then tells me Tia must have gotten out of the wrong side of the bed, like every day of her life, evil laugh.
Lost Francine got a new one in new town she goes on about old memories resurfacing and we can only fight back the tears and try to move past the...trauma, never had any snooty do this dialogue.
Conversations so weird I can't remember them all, Colton basically full on harassing Fuchsia, I know your really sweet inside you need a romantic guy to bring it out won't say all but I was there and she was begging me make him stop....ok Colton.
I will remember more later, Muffy is another that I have never had a uchi with her dialogues kinda dark that one.
Tucker the saber tooth talking about being a fossil one day, while he has one in his house
Walked in on not two but three villagers non party one guy to girls wish I had the picture.
Today Sparrow visits Marshall, talks about his sloppy couch, says he must be having a girl over later....ok Sparrow.

 

[TeeTee]

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I have Angus in my town. Let that thought sink in. ^^;

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No way! I couldn't tell!

That's all I really feel like sharing. I can't even get started with all of the strange things villagers say!

xD Oh gawd Sprinkles is a murderer! I knew it cuz her eyes are always so empty... there are no sign of a soul in them.
And Dotty... she is so cute! Well she's more aDORKable than cute when she knocks on your door.

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Tucker the saber tooth talking about being a fossil one day, while he has one in his house
Today Sparrow visits Marshall, talks about his sloppy couch, says he must be having a girl over later....ok Sparrow.

Aww Tucker being the only mammoth isn't easy. :O MARSHAL did what with a girl?!?!

 

[Mekan1]

Just looking at this makes me lol I had melba and pango talking and pango was giving fashion tips

 

[nekosync]

That's a bit raunchy, Rodeo... O.O

 

[TeeTee]

Just looking at this makes me lol I had melba and pango talking and pango was giving fashion tips

xD I think only snooty and smug villagers talk about fashion tips.
OMG... the other day I caught Zell making Bruce to watch him strike his poses. Zell was asking which pose looks better.

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That's a bit raunchy, Rodeo... O.O

xD RODEO's bananas... onomnomnom! Did he say how many bananas he had?

 

[Classygirl]

Aww Tucker being the only mammoth isn't easy. :O MARSHAL did what with a girl?!?![/QUOTE]
The Marshall thing was so funny, I do miss him, well his house lol never got a chance to know him a tt accident but this was so funny and it was really sparrow who I've grown to love that said it, was too funny. I walked in on a visit to Marshall by sparrow so just talking to both and Sparrow just goes off with Wow look at Marshal with his Sloppy couch out, he must be having a girl over later...and I am like what did he just say? Still laugh when I think of it.

 

[Classygirl]

I had another funny one the other day my now adopted Walt was telling Eunice she had something on her face and she said your trying to get me again I won't fall for it, he said no right where your hand is, she said just wipe it off, and he says oh it's just your mouth shape laughter in air. But she was not mad just a oh you got me again, apparently he was a known jokester and I had no clue.
Another stranger one was Francine and Eunice arguing why Eunice should not bake her cake in the shape of a pen knife, and another same two arguing on how best to serve rice pudding with Francine saying one bowl lots of spoons for togetherness...Eunice saying that sounds cheap and who wants to share one pudding cup...it was a strangely talkative day yesterday.
My favorite was Curlos and Muffy discussing her hair she said crew cut then let it grow curly...like shearing a sheep lol. He said oh you have a wild side don't you, turned to me and gave me options as they were sheep I said big and poofy and he said oh that is a little too wild for me, lol.

 

[MeghanNewLeaf]

Let me see if I have any laying around...here's two that I found.

Frita's adorable rap:




Sylvia's dilemma: