The best Fortune Cookie You've gotten...

[Taj]

So today my luck is happening to be worse than usual because when I cracked open my fortune cookie, there we nothing inside it. I'm pretty sure that happens time to time, and it means you suck at life or somethin like that.
So that made me think: what fortunes have you gotten? Fun fact: my sister keeps a wall of the best fortunes we've gotten
My personal favorite that I've gotten was "You really like Chinese food"

 

[That Zephyr Guy]

I have one saved that says


"Those of you who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."

 

[seliph]

I got one that said "You are pretty" with a smiley face

 

[vel]

"reach for the stars, but if you're here you already have"

 

[axo]

"Don't trust fortune cookies"

 

[Tensu]

I love when I get ones with grammar errors or typos. It makes my day.

 

[namiieco]

One with just a heart on it

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

I have some saved in my wallet that seemed nice. Let me go dig them out....

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Well, I guess I moved them somewhere for some reason. =C But I got some really neat ones about being creative and stuff which applied to me and so I kept them.

 

[nami26]

"Love is in your future."

And I got a girlfriend two weeks later...

 

[visibleghost]

the ones i get are usually just really weird. also they're in german. so i don't really understand what they're saying lmao

 

[Invisible again]

"Someone will invite you to a karaoke party."

It never came true. lol