Oh look, another old thread bumped >_>
Zell; "Will you trade your Blue Marlin for my alpine closet?"
Me; "Yes and would you like me to use my soul as wrapping paper for this gift?"
EDIT: Actually the worst was Zell asking to visit my house, - I accidentally made it 11 PM instead of AM and took my 3DS out clubbing with me because of it. xD But I did get 5 streetpasses from it!