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Terrible Jokes

How do you get 5 donkeys in a police car?
Put 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 1 on the top going EEEE-ORRR! EEEE-ORRR!!
 
How do you get a baby in a bowl?
Blender

How do you get it out?
Chips

(Honestly I am not a dead baby joke kind of person, that's why I am posting it in terrible jokes, I've heard a ton of them because I had a friend in high-school who would not stop telling them...)
 
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