Tell a lie

[Midoriya]

I am definitely All Might’s secret love child.

 

[Stil]

Im totally into sports

 

[Rosie Moon]

Raymond is a good villager.

Wrong thread, dude. This thread is for lies only.

Raymond makes me barf. Quillson is sexier in every way.

 

[spawnpoint]

O'Hare is the worst villager ever and I hate him

 

[Stil]

I won a pizza making contest when I was 12

 

[myow]

I won a pizza making contest when I was 12

There's a place in my town called 3 AM Pizza. They're the only ones who deliver at 3am!

 

[peachmilke]

I've been snorkeling with sharks and saw Ariel!

 

[Seastar]

I don't sleep with plushies. Especially not a Kirby and a turquoise squid!

 

[myow]

I love a good mealy apple.

 

[rhinoo]

Raymond and Judy should be allowed.

 

[Enxssi]

one time I stopped someone fr9m getting bullied and the bullier said “you are stupd” and I said “naw man, you are” and then everyone is the super barket clapled

 

[Seastar]

Squids aren't real. Especially the kind that live in the water.

 

[Enxssi]

Squids aren't real. Especially the kind that live in the water.

whats a squid? I don’t know what a squid is. Is that a fruit?
I havent heard about any squids at all. Especially not games about squids who fight each other with ink.

 

[Stil]

Not once have I ever pooped in my entire life.

 

[Seastar]

I am definitely not listening to music from Super Smash Bros. as I type this.

 

[Stil]

The earth is flat

 

[peachmilke]

I love tomatoes

 

[spawnpoint]

Tbt is so dumb, i don't know why I ever joined

 

[Stil]

My favorite sound in the morning is people slamming cabinets in the kitchen.

 

[Seastar]

I don't know how to play Tetris.