Tell a lie

[spawnpoint]

I shouldn't sleep

 

[Ananas Dragon]

NINTENDO IS GOING TO MAKE EVERY ANIMAL CROSSING CHARACTER IN THE GAME FIGHT TO THE DEATH

 

[Seastar]

Uh... Pigs... can... drive airplanes.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

CHINA HAS BEEN FLOODED WITH RAMEN NOODLES

 

[spawnpoint]

CHINA HAS BEEN FLOODED WITH RAMEN NOODLES

I don't want ramen noodles now

 

[Seastar]

I have a real life Pokemon as my pet.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

ALL OF THE NEW VILLAGERS HAVE BEEN DROWNED BY PASCAL BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T GIVE HIM SCALLOPS

 

[Seastar]

The sky is made of ink.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

BEYONCE HAS GOTTEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH TOM NOOK

 

[dedenne]

BEYONCE HAS GOTTEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH TOM NOOK

i like this big text

 

[Ananas Dragon]

ARIANA GRANDE HAS ADMITTED THAT GOD IS NOT A WOMAN, BECAUSE IT IS TOM NOOK

 

[Seastar]

I'm not bad at making funny lies

 

[Ciary]

BEYONCE HAS GOTTEN IN A FIST FIGHT WITH TOM NOOK

I'm not interested in this news

 

[Seastar]

I believe I understood comedy when I was younger.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

THE EIFFEL TOWER HAS FALLEN AND LANDED ON PEARLS FOREHEAD

 

[Seastar]

THE EIFFEL TOWER HAS FALLEN AND LANDED ON PEARLS FOREHEAD

This did not maybe kill me with laughter.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

more splatoon news not coming up

 

[frogslime]

I haven't hung out on this thread so much that every time I hear or read something I suspect it to be a lie

 

[Seastar]

I did not just start thinking "Inkopolis news time" Nope, I totally couldn't have.

 

[Ananas Dragon]

CALLIE HAS EATEN THE GREAT ZAPFISH