• The 2025 limited edition candy cane is now available! This sparkling moonlight-blue candy cane wrapped in a glowing purple ribbon fastened by a golden star ornament can be found in the shop through December 26th. In related news, our upcoming New Year’s event will begin one day later than previously announced, starting Sunday, December 28th.

♔ Team Minion / Royale ♔ OPEN

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I sexually Identify as a minion. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of walking down the lanes of Summoners Rift just to get slaughtered instantly. People say to me that a person being a minion is Impossible and I?m ****ing ******** but I don?t care, I?m beautiful. I?m having a plastic surgeon install a little stone helmet, shield and battle hammer on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ?blue melee creep? and respect my right to willingly suicide into powerful enemy champions. If you can?t accept me you?re a miniophobe and need to check your summoning privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
 
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