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**I am temporarily closing the thread. During this time, I will service pending requests. No new requests can be put in at this time.**
Team Dream Theory's FREE Express Cycling.
Preface.
Lately, a group of friends and I have been working on a framework. This framework allows us to cycle SELECTIVELY. You might be saying, "Oh, this is a scam. It's too good to be true." No. It's true. It's free. And I can get you ANY VILLAGER in less than an hour through a process I call NETWORK CYCLING. The actual details of this process will not be disclosed, simply because I want the process to remain as free as possible, along with the fact that it takes over a hundred active members in perfect harmony. This was not an easy task. However, I think this can work. Say goodbye to traditional cycling, and hello to near-instant gratification.

How does this work?
Because I do not charge or desire, whatsoever, TBT or IGB, I am offering villagers upon request. It should take less than an hour for each order. Because of the extremely predictable nature of this process, I am sure I will have several potential clients. I won't be able to get to them all, and I can only promise at least 5 per week. Also because of the predictable nature and the speed in which this takes place, my clients must be willing to go my MY schedule. If you order, I expect you to be on for an hour, after I accept the order.

I will NOT operate on a first-come-first-serve basis. I will randomly choose a client out of those who have posted. I will not be able to service all requests, because I have a life of my own. Clients are expected to pay it forward. That is literally my only request.

How to request a villager.
Clients will post in this format:

Name:
Town:
Desired villager:
How I select and service.
Clients that appear online will be selected randomly, and will receive a VM. They will be expected to reply within 10 minutes, confirming their availability. If they do not have space in their town, I will give another 10 minutes for them to make space. I will reply back, and the client must remain online for at least an hour. I will reply again when the villager is ready for pickup. Clients will only be selected if they appear online. I will not select "invisible" clients, in fear of wasting time, so please turn that off. If clients do not reply, I will move on, and add them to the "pushed" list and select a new one. Clients on the pushed list will be serviced when all other available clients at a given time have either been pushed or serviced.

Conduct.
Clients are expected to walk extremely slow in my town, and follow me. They are expected to not touch anything without asking. Chances are, I will let you take whatever it is. Just ask first. Don't be greedy though. To make sure you read everything, put "This here is Mona Pizza" somewhere in your form. Clients are not allowed to speak to any villager other than the one they are taking. I'm going to say this a couple times to get it out of my system.
No running.
Stay on my screen.
For god's sake, no running.
I said, no running.
Absolutely no running.
And stay on my screen.
Oh, I forgot.
No running.

[/SIZE]I CAN NOT GET TO EVERYBODY! CLIENTS ARE RANDOMLY CHOSEN! PAY IT FORWARD! YES, YES! PAY IT FORWARD!

dopestnamealive - Bluebear
NursePhantump - Lolly
Helloxcutiee - Zell
P. Star - Flora
[spoiler="Pushed" Requests]
omelete - Marshal
UnwrittenTale - Goldie[/spoiler]

 
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Name:Kevin (Dopestnamealive)
Town: Seasons
This here is Mona Pizza
Desired villager: Bluebear!
 
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Name:Tarakdeep
Town: Hyrule
Desired villager:Fang
This here is Mona Pizza
 
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Name: quinnie (in game, Faith)
Town: Atlantis
Desired villager: Lolly

this here is mona pizza!

edit: aww, dammit, i need to leave the house in 10 minutes and i won't be able to "reply immediately" if chosen while offline. do you only VM people who are online or is it just chance?
 
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Name: Kofei
Town: Majula
Desired villager: Chevre c:
This here is Mona Pizza :p
 
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This is interesting.This here is mono pizza.

name: phillip
Town name: Agrestic
Villager: Marshall
 
Name: Zoey
Town: Sunberry
Villager: Chevre

This here is Mona pizza
 
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Name: Alanah
Town: Lakeside
Desired villager: Marina

This here is Mona Pizza
 
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Name: Ruriko
Town: Nihon
Desired villager: Purrl

This here is Mona Pizza
 
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Name: Murielae
Town: Decay
Desired villager: Pompom!!
This here is mona pizza!

Heh, she's a low tier villager, but means a lot to me <3
 
Name: Sarah
Town: Tulip
Desired villager: Ankha

This here is Mona Pizza!
 
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Name: Ariel
Town: Weeson (But its for my mom's town so Sky Town)
Desired villager: Paula

This here is Mona Pizza!
 
Name: Ariel
Town: Weeson (But its for my mom's town so Sky Town)
Desired villager: Paula

This here is Mona Pizza!

edit; Sorry for the double post T_T
 
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Name: Andrew
Town: Arnold
Villager: Pecan or Blaire

Annalise in void.
 
Name: Mercedes
Town: Elywnn
Desired villager: Poppy
This here is Mona Pizza
Sorry I misspelled my town name lol
 
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