SSB Review

[DarthGohan1]

This is a review for the original SSB on N64, done by Electric Playground from G4... showing how crappy they truly are.

http://www.elecplay.com/reviews_article.php?article=411

 

[Furry Sparks]

Captain Falcon (from StarFox)

lol

 

[DarthGohan1]

I know... G4's greatest show. :lol:

 

[Tyler]

They gave Melee a 9.

Storm showed me this a few days ago.

 

[Bulerias]

Captain falcon... from Star Fox? 0_0

I'm assuming that review is satire.

 

[DarthGohan1]

Captain falcon... from Star Fox? 0_0

I'm assuming that review is satire.

No... actual Electric Playground review...

 

[Bulerias]

Wow. These people get paid to review games?

Blasphemy.

 

[TheGremp]

I've lost all trust in G4.

 

[Mino]

I've lost all trust in G4.

Pfft, G4 blows and always has. I can't stand anything on the channel (I don't even have it anymore.)

But seriously, did this guy even play the game or did he just read the instruction manual and look at some screenshots?

StarFox uses a light sabre

The Beam Sword is usable by more than just Fox.

 

[yasuharu]

Wow. These people get paid to review games?

Blasphemy.

Yeah...

Imagine if surgeons were that incompetent...

 

[JJH]

That was the worst review for a video game I have ever read.

I think this is an early April Fool's joke.

 

[Trent the Paladin]

Wow. That review sucked. Really, Captain Falcon from Starfox? Cute and Cuddy?

LAME. I give them a -5/10.

 

[DSCUBER9000]

I used to love G4 when they were about video games. Judgment Day, G4TV.com, and Portal were my favorite shows. Then Tech TV came in, started only showing X-Play and some robot-battling show. Now they only show Star Trek. They've gone downhill so much.

Anyway, that review has to be a prank. There is so much false information in there, poor word usage, etc.

 

[Sizzler_Puddle]

:lol:

That is hilarious!!!
Normally, I wouldn't have ever played Melee if it hadn't had been for when I played my friends' Nintendo 64 when I was younger!