Giveaway Sparro the Jock Bird

[Primatis]

Hi everyone, today Sparro is moving out of my town! I know he's not very popular around here but I'm sure that doesn't mean that nobody wants him! So I'm looking for somebody to give Sparro a happy new home. I don't really need anything in return, I just want him to be happy about moving and somebody to be happy about getting him!
He's unoriginal, I'm not sure how much so but I know he is. I hope that doesn't bother any of you
I'll be giving him to the void within a couple of hours, so I really hope somebody can come and get him!

 

[doubleconcerto]

I would love to have Sparro and I will give you $1M if you would be willing to hold him until around 7:00 p.m. this evening (I am at GMT-5).

 

[Primatis]

I mean I'm sort of looking to get him out pretty soon, so I might have to decline your offer? I want him out in an hour or two at the most, I'm sorry! D:
But also, you really don't have to pay me for him, it's not a big deal. At most I just want red roses.

 

[doubleconcerto]

Unfortunately, I don't have access to wifi until I get home this evening so if you can't hold him until then, I understand.

 

[Primatis]

I'm very sorry, I hope you can find someone to get him for you in the future!

 

[Primatis]

Still looking in case somebody wants Sparro!

 

[Primatis]

Voiding in 30 minutes

 

[Primatis]

I never actually got around to voiding Sparro, I was too sad to do it
So I'm still looking for somebody to... Take him under their wing!