SIMPSONS QUOTES, BRIGHTEN YOUR DAY

[Beleated_Media]

"I told them to make the rails DOH proof"

 

[matt]

Ralph wiggums: I like men now
From sSimpson's movie film

 

[Beleated_Media]

“There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut!”

 

[matt]

If you can't find metal stucco lath-- - Uh-huh? - use carbon-fiber stucco lath.
- Ohh! - Now parge the lath

- - - Post Merge - - -

- Now, do you have extruded polyvinyl foam insulation? - No.
- Good

 

[Beleated_Media]

"Ahh im just a big toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to live this bed"

 

[matt]

Its the curies! We must flee!

- - - Post Merge - - -

Smithers, my heart's pounding like a jackhammer.
I must have her.
Smithers, zoom in.
Closer.
Closer.
Closer, damnit! - Ow! - Too close

 

[Beleated_Media]

"No matter how good you are there will always be someone better"

 

[Javocado]

"Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers!"

 

[Javocado]

Skinner: "Mother, I'm a veteran!"

Agnes: "Yeah, a veteran bed-wetter!"

 

[brownboy102]

"Dope!"

 

[OmgACNL]

Ralph: "this tastes like grandma!"

 

[Beleated_Media]

"Attention, students, this is Principal Skinner, your principal, with a message from the principal's office. Report immediately for an assembly in the Butthead Memorial Auditorium. Damn it, I wish we hadn't let the students name that one."

 

[Beleated_Media]

"Eye Carmaba!"

 

[OmgACNL]

"Argh, Milhouse! Give him his soul back, I have work tomorrow!"

 

[Beleated_Media]

"My cats breath smells like cat food!"

 

[Beleated_Media]

"If you dont like your job you dont go on strike. You go in every day and do it really half-***ed. Thats the American way."