Selling curses & other spells?

Thanks Sock~

I'm more than willing to discuss hoodoo and witchcraft. (:
 
To be fair, there is discussion of their interests in this thread. It's not really an advertisement.
 
I'm a seaconjurer, so my work is heavily influenced by sea witchcraft and hoodoo. I've done jar curses, poppets, powders, sigils and petition papers.

If it's a quick one for someone that I know I won't be bothered by in the long run (e.g. a passing stranger on the street that is being offensive), I'll take whatever I can remember of them (their name, what they look like, what they wear), write out the curse along with the info on paper, then tear it up, drown it in ocean water or burn it.

If it's more long term, then that's when I'll get more in-depth with jars and poppets.
 
I'm a seaconjurer, so my work is heavily influenced by sea witchcraft and hoodoo. I've done jar curses, poppets, powders, sigils and petition papers.

If it's a quick one for someone that I know I won't be bothered by in the long run (e.g. a passing stranger on the street that is being offensive), I'll take whatever I can remember of them (their name, what they look like, what they wear), write out the curse along with the info on paper, then tear it up, drown it in ocean water or burn it.

If it's more long term, then that's when I'll get more in-depth with jars and poppets.

out of curiosity what do you do if there is no sea or ocean nearby
 
Sea witchcraft? That's pretty interesting. I don't know too much on the matter, but what would the curse even do to the pedestrian? Just bring them simple misfortunes?
 
@Trundle- Luckily I'm in WA, so a beach is always at least 40min drive away lol. If I were landlocked, I'd probably buy a Sea Salt Water mix for a salt-water aquarium. Or if I were super cheap, I'd simply mix salt and water together.

@Octavia- The quick curse would be whatever I wrote onto the paper. So it could be anything, like bringing them general bad luck, or sickness, etc.

@Andrew- Oh, there's a LOT! That's what I love about witchcraft. There's so many different paths. There's chaos magix, storm witchcraft, green witchcraft, hedgecrossing witchcraft, paper witchcraft, kitchen witchcraft, urban witchcraft, even techno witchcraft is a thing now!
 
Hedgecrossing is essentially "otherwordly travel". It's a bit like astral traveling, except I believe you would use trances and apparently hedgecrossing is much more dangerous to your spirit and energy.

Urban witchcraft is basically for when you live in a city. It's kind of like urban animism, as far as I've seen. Instead of working with nature, you work with the city. Graffiti is how you can find your daily "signs", crossroad spirits (the lwa Papa Legba is one such famous spirit), etc. You do your witchcraft with things easily found in the city or home. I've seen some use office supplies as tools. :b Use what you got, etc.

@Octavia- Techno witchcraft is about using the modern machines in your work. Using the games Sims for your poppets, using Animal Crossing for your shrines and altars (something I'm totally going to do <3), using apps as a part of your spells (e.g. if you live on campus you can't burn any candles - so they'd use a Candle App), and when coding their tumblrs/websites, they'd include a sigil of their own making within the code.
 
Every time I visit TBT I'm treated to some new insanity.

Today I got to read a thread about a 20-something selling curses on Etsy. It got extra interesting when I noticed that people on every side of the ensuing argument are also insane for their own reasons.

Man I love this place.
 
interesting! how about doing spells to make New leaf come out earlier? That's about all I would like to see at the moment :D
 
Every time I visit TBT I'm treated to some new insanity.

Today I got to read a thread about a 20-something selling curses on Etsy. It got extra interesting when I noticed that people on every side of the ensuing argument are also insane for their own reasons.

Man I love this place.

Look, if you have nothing useful to add to the conversation or just want to troll, then kindly leave and don't re-open the thread.
 
"Uhh, Mr.Humma Kavula sir, we... we aren't actually with Zaphod, actually we came to.. um.... to worship you..."-Arthur Dent
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
 
@Mino- Lmao. The mod Sock has already said if you don't have discussion to add or real questions, you don't need to post. Thanks!

@Eiryn- I can make a powder that'll make you more patient. :b
 
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