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Satoshi
I run around, and then I see a swan "Hey, its a swan!" mmm.. swans.. taste like giant white ducks! except they are aggressive.. might be hard to kill it.. ( <- No idea what the hell that is.. apparently I decided to make him like eating swans... Evil Cat, Satoshi!)
I walk down to the lake, stick my feet in, and think. I wonder who those other shape shifters were...God, I should eat... The moon is slightly lower, signifying the time passed from when I went to bed.
- - - Post Merge - - -
(I splash water on what seems to be a rock.)I should be able to tell..I think
The grime all over my body is intense. When was the last time I had a shower?....about 2 weeks? I sniff-OH GOD, MORE LIKE 4! I know creatures live in the pond so I go down to the foot of the river.
Satoshi Wait.. maybe this swan is a Lugaz? If it isn't a Lugaz, i'll probably just eat it. Well.. easier said than done.. I dont know if I can swim or not.. never tried..
"Are... you a.. Lugaz?"
I pull out the black match from earlier and start another fire. I hang my clothes on a branch above and leap into the cold water. A colorful pod of fish scramble, disturbed from their sleep. I scrub with a rough rock and cattails to get all the muck off. I run my fingers through my tangled hair and wince as I Detangle fierce knots. When I come back out, my dark brown hair is nice smelling and tangle less. I put my clothes into the river and repeat the cleaning process, I also patch them back up with dry grass, which is the best I have right now. I give a final shake and put my clothes back on, and grab a dandelion to put in my hair.