[Roleplay] ♦ The Alexandria Library ♦

[KittyKittyBoo]

"Wait up!" I shout after him, darting to catch up. "I'm staying with you."

 

[zelorm]

The joker eventually stops in an aisle of joke books

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

I lean against one of the shelves, panting heavily from the run.

 

[zelorm]

Joker licks his lips then says, sounding official "Welcome to brand new, renovated AND relocated, JOKER ASYLUM!" he then bows with one are against his chest, the other on his back

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

"I just moved you from my mad list to my crazy list." I chuckled, grinning as he bowed.

 

[zelorm]

"And you've been officially put into the loonyest of all the lunatic asylums!" He laughs

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

"Oh really? Prove it to me." I purred, grinning at him.

 

[zelorm]

The Joker grabs her by the nose and pulls her close to his face, then licks his own lips

"All I've put you through and you don't believe me?"

He pushes her back a bit, then pulls out his revolver

"I'm not sure you actually saw how this worked, did you?"

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

"Nope." I reply in an odd voice, my nose still in his grasp as I'm pushed against the bookshelf. 'If he tries anything again, I'll just vanish...' I think to myself, my eyes showing my nervousness.

 

[zelorm]

He points it at her and fires, and a pointy metal stick with a flag that said bang comes out, just like a gag gun, but its not, because if he pelled the trigger again the pointed metal stick would launch

"That's how we do it were I'm from"

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

My tail instantly poofs up in shock. "G-give m-me a warning b-before y-you do that a-again..." I shutter, starting to become slightly transparent.

 

[zelorm]

"Alright."

He then points it, with the flags still out, at her shoulder, and fires

"Warning" he says, but he had already fired

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

I hiss in pain as I feel the rod dig into my shoulder. Glancing down at my arm, I see a trickle of blood streaming down it, dripping onto the ground. "W-why did y-you d-do that?" I whimper, my body not registering the pain yet.

 

[zelorm]

Joker yawns. "Because I was bored. Why do you ask?"

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

"I'm asking because you frigging SHOT me!" I shout, the pain getting worse as my arm starts to feel numb. "W-was that covered in something? I can't feel my arm." I add, worry quickly overtaking my anger.

 

[zelorm]

"Oh RELAX! It's just a pointy stick.

Joker opens his jacket to reveal on each side he has 6 grenades on each side

"Now I GUESS I could accept complaints if I had used these"

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

"Nonono!" I shout, ripping the rod out of my shoulder, making me bite my lip hard enough to make it bleed. I slide to the floor, taking out my ribbon from earlier, tightly wrapping it around the bloody hole the stick had made. "Are you trying to kill me? Am I just some plaything to you?" I ask, my violet hair covering my eyes as I tie off the ribbon.

 

[zelorm]

Joker laughs his sadistic laugh
"Aww... lighten up little kitty. Come live in the joker Asylum, were there's only one rule!"

 

[KittyKittyBoo]

"And what would that rule be...?" I ask, not looking up at him, the tip of my tail swishing side to side angrily.

 

[zelorm]

Joker laughs more

"Thats the..."

His words are downed out by his own laughing, but eventually he gets control again

"That's the best part! It is punishable by death, AND A SECRET!!!!"

The joker laughs and laughs and laughs

(Note: it is saying the word avacado)