"Last time I checked, I'm older then you. And if he's older then me, you should respect your elders."
"23 year old male here. Single and ready to mingle." I raise up my hands.
When I open my eyes next, I'm not at the camp. I'm in some kind of jail cell... I walk over and try to break down the bars with my hands but they burn... I walk back to the small bed and sit down.
Wait, are you sage right now?)