rate the bad joke

[ZebraQueen]

The title says it all
Let's make bad puns or bad joked and
Rate them on how terrible it was
1 it was actually good
5 half half
10 oh god that was horrible

(Just giving you on how the rate works for this one but it's like this 1/10 you know the drill)

Anyway IL start

What do you call a snake that teaches past event's

A hissstorian

 

[Paperboy012305]

5.

What is a school subject's favorite bad drug?

Meth. (Math)

 

[Tensu]

4

What to you call a cow with no legs?
Ground Beef!

 

[ZebraQueen]

8

Friend: hey where my nutella?
Me: I'm nutelling you

 

[Paperboy012305]

11.

Did you ever hear about that porcupine at the dance party we went to yesterday?

His moves were sharp and on point!

 

[Tensu]

8~

Why does no one in Africa play card games?
There are too many cheetahs!

 

[BuckOfTheFawns]

1. The last time I heard that one, I fell off my dinosaur.

I tell bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones argon.

 

[AquaStrudel]

8

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear...?
Sneakers!

 

[Paperboy012305]

9

How do trains eat?

They go, CHOO CHOO!!!

 

[ZebraQueen]

10

What did the zen master say to the hotdog vendor
I have one with everything

 

[focus]

i rate 6 dad jokes out of 10

how do you make an egg roll?
you push it!

 

[windloft]

3, that was kinda decent!

what is a jedi's favorite treat?

obi-wan-canolli

 

[focus]

5 lmao

the boiled water passed away. it shall be mist

 

[ZebraQueen]

7

Hey your abosl-ute beautiful
I guess my puns are starting to be onix-pected

 

[Caitamin]

3/10
5/10
I've heard both before, sadly.

Joke:
Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar.. And doesn't.​

 

[ZebraQueen]

At least you rate then sort off good jajaja
Number being low it's because it was actually decent
The higher it means they horrible

5/10 had science teacher so yeah

Joke

~Knock knock
-Who there
~Nobody
-Nobody who
~Nobody knows

 

[SolaireOfAstora]

For Zebra's....meh. 6/10

For the one above:
11111111

LOVE IT!!! I'M A SUPER SCIENCE NERD LOL

Anyways,

Why do they teach training chemists about ammonia first?
Because they want to start with something basic!

 

[MayorBilbo]

7/10

What is it called when you take someone's cup? A mugging!

 

[ZebraQueen]

6/10

Hey careful where you slip because your slippering

 

[V-drift]

Mom: Honey! I made spaghetti!
Me: *Has a bone* "Bone" Appetite