Quotes

[SL92]

Here are some great, funny, and whatever quotes for you all to read. [EDIT]

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"How to store your baby walker: First, remove baby."
- Anonymous Manufacturer

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

"Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
- Bill Peterson, football coach

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"That plane's going so fast, it's flying!"
- TwilightKing, TBT member.

Some stupid signs:
A sign seen on a restroom dryer at O'Hare Field in Chicago: Do not activate with wet hands.

At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.

Door of a plastic surgeon

 

[TwilightKing]

LOL!!! "As i said before, i don't repeat things"

 

[JJRamone2]

[quote="Shadow_] Procrastinate now, don't put it off [/quote]
I remember that one! Ellen DeGenerest(sp?) said it.

 

[TwilightKing]

hahahahhajahhahahahhahahahhah I remember when i said that quote! "That plane is going so fast, It's flying!"

 

[Grawr]

[quote="Shadow_] Procrastinate now, don't put it off

I remember that one! Ellen DeGenerest(sp?) said it.


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Yeeeeah, It may sound sad, but I watched her stand-up last year when I was home-sick with the flu. Wasnt she also talking about cell phones or something?

 

[JJRamone2]

[quote="Shadow_] Procrastinate now, don't put it off

I remember that one! Ellen DeGenerest(sp?) said it.

Yeeeeah, It may sound sad, but I watched her stand-up last year when I was home-sick with the flu. Wasnt she also talking about cell phones or something? [/quote]
yeah she was. She's one of my favorite Stand Up comedians.

 

[Grawr]

[quote="Shadow_] Procrastinate now, don't put it off

I remember that one! Ellen DeGenerest(sp?) said it.

Yeeeeah, It may sound sad, but I watched her stand-up last year when I was home-sick with the flu. Wasnt she also talking about cell phones or something?

yeah she was. She's one of my favorite Stand Up comedians. [/quote]
But she doesnt do stand-up anymore. Now she just has her talk show. I do hear that she's thinking of switching back to stand up, though.