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I've had a horrible night and I would really like to make sure the same doesn't go for you. The lucky winners will get to have a free for all on my beach. I've got items, hybrids, non hybrids, gyroids, clothing, etc. I will pick three people who will get to come to my town within the next hour, gonna give people a chance to enter. You get one minute to grab as much as you can. I tried to hold a give away the other day and people were not responding or our schedules conflicted, please be mindful that it is 3am where I am and I'm staying up just to do this for you. If you are chosen and do not respond within 10 minutes, I will pick someone to take your place.

1. Bring a shovel! Some items are buried ~
And remember to empty your pockets!
2. When you arrive, please wait for everyone else at the train station.
3. If anyone wanders off, I will end the wifi session and you will not be allowed back into my town.
4. Please be respectful of me, my town, and the other players.

To enter:
1. Please leave a comment below telling me a ~tasteful~ joke.
2. Tell me your favorite ~tasteful~ pick up line.
3. Give me the pass phrase, which is "banana split".
4. Give me your mayors name, town name, and FC.
5. The real pass phrase is "banana blitz"
 
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Mayor: Jakerz
Town: Twerkvil

Banana Blits

Pick up Line: " Do you like little Cesars cause your hot and I'm Ready"

Joke: What do you call a girl with 1 leg Aileen (I Lean)
 
Can I? "moove your feet, loose your seat" (i'm french so this sound like a joke to me)
A pickup line...hmm is that a sort of love declaration (tell me if i'm wrong) ? "Hey miss your dad is a thief! he stole all the stars and put them in your eyes..." I'm Mawgan from Gelato My FC is to the left i don't remember it... :(
Banana blitz
 
Banana blitz ~

Mayor : Ayumi / Town : Tokyo
And FC : 5112-3669-8591

Pick up line : Do you have a map? I'm lost in your eyes.
Joke : Q: Where can you find 60,100,000 French jokes? A: In France.
 
Mayor: Alice
Town: Melody
FC: 2981-6888-1611

I want some Banana Blitz!

Joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. XD

Pick up Line: Your name must be Coca Cola, because you're so-da-licious c:
 
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I'm sorry you had a bad night, it's so nice of you to do a giveaway though. ((:
 
Mayor: Avalon
Town: Dobutsu
FC: 0619-3719-5971

mmm, banana blitz....

Pick-up line: Are you from Tenessee? cause you're the only Ten I see.

Joke: Q What is black, white, black, white, black, and white?

A: A nun rolling down a hill

Q What is black, white, and laughing?

A The nun that pushed her.
 
What did one jelly say.to the.other?

Wibble wobble!

"I don't know what a pick up line is but I'm guessing it's as confusing as making jelly beans!"
Banana splits are EPIC!
Cycler13, Cycleton 3394-4084-4319
Banana blitz- what is banana blitz?

EXTRA JOKE JUST FOR THE SAKE OF IT!

One day a chicken went to the bus stop. He met a mysterious man. The chicken said "what's your name?" The man said "Bond. James Bond. What's your name?" The chicken said; "Ken. Chicken!" Badoom- ch!
 
Well, this is probably not a very funny joke but when I was 8 I entered it into a competition and it ended up being published in a book, so... what kind of shoes so spies wear? sneakers. LOL :(... i don't have any tasteful pick up lines heh.. my friend's go to is "I'm like little ceasars... i'm hot and ready."

mayor: courtky
town name: woodbury
fc: < on the side. 1349-6004-7962

banana blitz
 
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For a joke, I can only think of this one of the top of my head:
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours?"
"Nacho cheese gurl."

Pickup line...
"Hey, can you hold this while I go for a walk?" *holds out hand*

Katie from Snowville. Banana blitz
 
Jakerz, alliiccee, courtky! You'll be first and then I might let two or three more in (:

I'll PM you all ~
 
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