Please don't forget to send this doctoral letter to your employer or school so you can stay at home for a week after March 20th and recover from the highly infectious ACNH!
We know that this is a rough time but we expect many members of TBT to catch the ACNH since we have been analysed to be part of the most vulnerable risk group.
Scientists cannot explain symptoms in the incubation period as these are truly unique, they include but are not limited to thinking up hundreds of town and character names, sketching up landscaping ideas for deserted islands and contemplating the desirability of fictional animals.
Please remember that you are not alone! You are loved! TBT and its other members understand what you are going through and will help you get through this! If you ever feel like it has gotten really severe, that you are at risk of losing your life to the ACNH, don't worry...! Come to TBT, and you will realise that you are right, but you can find comfort in knowing that we are all on the same island, just like all your characters on your one switch console.