Pity Fest

[Bacon Boy]

Based on a conversation I had with a friend. Try to outdo the person before you.

Example: My dog died.
Response: My mother died.
It doesn't have to be true.

Go!

I have to live in a dog house outside because my parents don't like it when I'm inside.

 

[Callie]

I don't have parents or an inside for my presence to be disliked in.

 

[Brad]

At school the kids bully me, and when I told my parents they beat me and told me I was a Spineless Wimp and a mistake.

 

[[Nook]]

I am spineless.

 

[SockHead]

I like My Little Pony

 

[Thunder]

I'm Sockhead

 

[Callie]

I have voices in my head.

 

[Thunder]

I'm a voice trapped in a head. :'(

 

[Brad]

I hear Thunderstruck in my head.

 

[[Nook]]

I am on the same forum as you.

 

[Callie]

I breathe the same air as you.

 

[Kaiaa]

I wanted chick-fil-a but it's Sunday.

 

[Callie]

I wanted to receive a cheque in the mail but it's Sunday.

 

[Brad]

Tomorrow I have to go back to school.

 

[Callie]

I have a history test tomorrow that I am completely unprepared for.

 

[Brad]

Theres a huge storm happening here right now.

 

[Callie]

I just got struck by lightening.

 

[Kaiaa]

My dog died after being struck by lightning.

 

[Gnome]

I was an accident.

 

[Callie]

My parents were going to abort me, but they couldn't afford it. Tis the only reason they kept me.