Petition for Nintendo to allow the player to commit felonies in AC:NH

[Skandranon]

When people come over celeste moves too much, Definitely would like to be able to tie her to a tree

 

[Antonio]

Uhm.... well today.. Dobie sent me a letter that I have "been on his mind".. and because of that I "deserve something"... and then the gift he enclosed was a skeleton....

he's worried about you, drink some milk

 

[SirSean]

This is one of the best threads I've read in a while

 

[Uffe]

That'd be one heck of a cool spin off.

It would. When New Leaf came out and you ended up being the mayor, I thought maybe in the next game we'd get to possibly choose jobs in it. Especially after I was hired to help Brewster in that game. Then I thought about how in Animal Crossing 2001, you would work for Tom Nook for a little bit. He'd even give you an employee outfit that you had to wear. At least wear it long enough so you could get started. So I was really hoping we'd be able to work in New Leaf. If Brewster does end up being in the game, I hope we can always work for him rather than it having a limit. Best part was that you got to decide if you wanted to work for him or not.

 

[Mick]

We already have littering, poaching, tax evasion and unpermitted construction. Tom Nook doesn't seem to care about those at all, even going as far as to encourage them through his own reward system.

Not every crime has to involve a direct victim.

 

[Antonio]

We already have littering, poaching, tax evasion and unpermitted construction. Tom Nook doesn't seem to care about those at all, even going as far as to encourage them through his own reward system.

Not every crime has to involve a direct victim.

All the good crimes involve a direct victim

 

[wanderlust//]

Yes. I am hungry for blood.

 

[cicely]

Woohoo!
I can finally destroy his kneecaps as he has done to many, I'll be sure to shut down the airport's electricity so they can't call for help

Make sure to knock out that *****, Isabelle. She's been denying me a 5 star rating for far too long.

i thought the thread title was funny because of the absurd humor, like the contrast between a family friendly game and felonies, but I gotta say posting murder fantasies about NPCs is a bit far
and why call Isabelle that. we respect women

 

[Ananas Dragon]

i thought the thread title was funny because of the absurd humor, like the contrast between a family friendly game and felonies, but I gotta say posting murder fantasies about NPCs is a bit far
and why call Isabelle that. we respect women

It's all in good fun, Its not hurting anybody.

Once again, just little fantasies that are fun to think about

 

[Antonio]

i thought the thread title was funny because of the absurd humor, like the contrast between a family friendly game and felonies, but I gotta say posting murder fantasies about NPCs is a bit far
and why call Isabelle that. we respect women

we respect women that's why we took her out gently, she didn't feel a thing. God bless her bias soul <3