payday 2

soloing dw shadow raid
hauling an artifact
brain zones out, thinks im playing counterstrike
press 3 to take knife out to run faster
throws grenade
preceding 15 minutes wasted
 
been using a controller for payday so long that when i tried to play w/o it it feels so goddamn weird

clovers perk deck is alright i guess if u only do stealth but i kinda see it as "well if u **** up heres some dodge too". idk i think one of the perks if u stand still u get **** so im thinking it also helps for like loud i guess if ur doing the objectives and **** like fixing a drill

i never get to play as her tho cuz everytime shes taken and then tom took wolf from me

also i ****ign hate inspire i yelled at my friend to get up 5 times and it never got her up i was like oh mgyod and then she went into custody
 
There's too much fine control required that using a controller is a liability imo.

ye ik but im used to it and im too lazy 2 change. ill prob switch to keyboard tho when i get my new computer. i dont play w/ pubs tho so i only play mostly w/ my bff who also uses a controller so we dont rly freak out if we **** up cuz w/e. i cant wait for the casino heist coming out in 2015, hope its as uh..big as big bank i suppose? i kinda wish they took some maps from the first game too cuz they seem rly interesting.

im too scared to join pubs tho. TRIBE scares me and i dont want to meet anyone like him in pubs lmao.
 
pubs r only scary in stealth maps like election day, and even the worst pubs kno how to stealth bank tho.

also u removed me from steam, i guess becuz i changed my name and u didnt recognise it?
 
i cant believ i had to parkour to get to the last crate in election day it was the last one and it was stuck in the middle of nowhere on top of this shelf and to get to it u had to jump and it took us 20 mins til i was like ok u kno what **** this and i terminated the contact but MY BFF GOT ON THERE RIGHT WHEN I CLICKED QUIT I HATE MYSELF
 
i cant believ i had to parkour to get to the last crate in election day it was the last one and it was stuck in the middle of nowhere on top of this shelf and to get to it u had to jump and it took us 20 mins til i was like ok u kno what **** this and i terminated the contact but MY BFF GOT ON THERE RIGHT WHEN I CLICKED QUIT I HATE MYSELF

git gud

Thanks Mirror's Edge for all my jumping skills.
 
git gud

Thanks Mirror's Edge for all my jumping skills.

OKAY EVERYONE WAS EITHER DRUNK OR BUSY MEMEING DONT BLAME ME!!!! i was so close the first time except I jumped too far and went over it.. I cried
 
why the **** are ladders so hard? why is this the hardest part of the game? I cry more seeing a ladder than a skulldozer. I went into custody on a solo shadow raid.. lmaoo I cried
 
why the **** are ladders so hard? why is this the hardest part of the game? I cry more seeing a ladder than a skulldozer. I went into custody on a solo shadow raid.. lmaoo I cried

hahaha noob can't climb!

Ladders are easy once you figure out the motions.
 
just enter the sewers in shadow raid from the edge opposite the ladder, cant mess that up

ive only fallen once on that map, wen a merc suddenly appeared and scared the **** out of me
 
I find ladders easier if you go down them facing forward, I always screw up the backwards facing ones.
 
I think I read somewhere that U just like, walking into the ladder from the other side like there's nothing there and U will .. fall? I'm so glad I'm not the only one with this problem tho cuz I've read about other ppl being frustrated with this omg.

wish I got cooler mask patterns and colors cuz all I can do is make the poetry jam mask thing really ****ing creepy
I want the meme masks that came out tho
 
just enter the sewers in shadow raid from the edge opposite the ladder, cant mess that up

ive only fallen once on that map, wen a merc suddenly appeared and scared the **** out of me
I hate bumping into Mercs when we both turn the corner on that map.
 
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