A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw