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A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics.
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then,
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of mutant tacos
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of mutant tacos started dancing.
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of mutant tacos started dancing. The tacos
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of mutant tacos started dancing. The tacos were interrupted
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of mutant tacos started dancing. The tacos were interrupted by a
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of mutant tacos started dancing. The tacos were interrupted by a tiny, terrifying
 
A guy walked down and into a basement and saw a book about beans. "Beans!" said his dog while eating some carrots. Suddenly a very large cannonball landed where they decided to sit down while enjoying a cup of tea, destroying the million dollar mansion that was about to have a fire. Then a brave person rescued both the carrots and Squipracker. They asked "how did you rescue both of those odd carrots?". I said "screw Squipracker and eat these expired old carrots now!" They did want to move up to the second floor but instead attacked the poor kitten that was eating a smelly fish. They yelled "What the hell is going on there? Are octopi outside walking on sharp nails?" Then a rocket shot blue goo all over the mall food court but beans saved the lost boy from his very own sentient shadow. Suddenly, a bad smell of sulfur came from a nearby Aquarium. He then saw the biggest whale that’s actually a sick whale. He then called the paramedics which did nothing to save him and then, suddenly a herd of mutant tacos started dancing. The tacos were interrupted by a tiny, terrifying stick bugs
 
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