Vex L'Cour
Weebalicious Furry.
Like today i watched the program: 1,000 ways to die on Bravo.
And OMG i was Lol'ing so much (inbetween cringing). Heres what i saw and a slight description:
3 Russian comrades who were drunk 2 males 1 female and the female has sex with one of the guys, the other, feeling left out, notices a nearby Racoon and decides in his drunken state 'That'll work!' Just as he gets into it the racoon bites and rips his tackle off, killing him in a way no man wants to die....
A man was Paranoid of most things and booby trapped his WHOLE house, he was also an insomiac and so took sleeping pills with the side effect of Sleep walking, he avoided the bear trap outside his bedroom, missed the IR trap (Flamethower in a picture), got a sandwhich, missed another IR trap (Poison Darts) then sat down only to trigger the last IR trap (Shotgun next to sofa).
A man who'd been released from prison managed to get a gun and decided to raid a jewellary store, he has his back against the window+door and he put his stocking on his head then took out his gun, he quickly entered and held out his gun shouting 'THIS IS A RAID'. Only to relise he had accidently entered the gun shop next door, 7 shots later from the clerks and customers he died (btw theres a youtube clip somewhere of this EPIC fail).
A drug addict ran into a hospital, there was only 1 nurse there and she was an Ex-army nurse. Anyway so he held a gun against her and demanded she tell him where the drugs are, she let him have them then led him into the MRI room (where the machine is), she waited till he was high then started to strip so he released the grip on his gun a little, she then turned the MRI machine on which made the gun fly out of his hand and hit the machine (due to the Electro magnet more powerful than a car crusher ones), after his gun hit the machine he started to step toward it before flying straight into it and dying since he had a metal plate in his skull.
A woman who was a wardrobe assistant could only hit orgasm on the back of a bike, so she got her BF to drive her on backroads really fast, as she hit orgasm her body spasmed and fell off the bike and dyed.
Two men who were seeking 'The ultimate High' decided to try and lick a frog, so they went to a swamp and found the frog, (they thought it was the one which gave you a high, and it was ACTUALLY the poisonious one XD) so they died, but they did trip i guess so yea.
A woman had met a guy and got his number, now she had seen his Rather large private area in his tight bike shorts so she decided to see if she could accomidate it by getting a Zukeeni (idk how you spell it, we call it a Cucumber) and suck on it, as she did she stepped on a hoe which hit the Zukeeni forcing it down her throat, later she choked to death.
A man and a woman who'd been going out where on msn or somit and Webcamming (he was at work, she was at home) so she decided to be sexy and put duc tape over her mouth and then cuffed her hands to the office chair. 5 minutes later a robber came in and (of course) was happy to find an EASY robbery, he quickly grabbed some stuff and as he was leaving he talked close to the girl (he had halatosis=REALLY bad breath), he left and due to his breath she started to throw up, but due to the tape over her mouth she basically drowned in her vomit (lush no?)
So yea, Comments? I just think they're all retards, except the nurse since she was kinda smart to do all that XD
And OMG i was Lol'ing so much (inbetween cringing). Heres what i saw and a slight description:
3 Russian comrades who were drunk 2 males 1 female and the female has sex with one of the guys, the other, feeling left out, notices a nearby Racoon and decides in his drunken state 'That'll work!' Just as he gets into it the racoon bites and rips his tackle off, killing him in a way no man wants to die....
A man was Paranoid of most things and booby trapped his WHOLE house, he was also an insomiac and so took sleeping pills with the side effect of Sleep walking, he avoided the bear trap outside his bedroom, missed the IR trap (Flamethower in a picture), got a sandwhich, missed another IR trap (Poison Darts) then sat down only to trigger the last IR trap (Shotgun next to sofa).
A man who'd been released from prison managed to get a gun and decided to raid a jewellary store, he has his back against the window+door and he put his stocking on his head then took out his gun, he quickly entered and held out his gun shouting 'THIS IS A RAID'. Only to relise he had accidently entered the gun shop next door, 7 shots later from the clerks and customers he died (btw theres a youtube clip somewhere of this EPIC fail).
A drug addict ran into a hospital, there was only 1 nurse there and she was an Ex-army nurse. Anyway so he held a gun against her and demanded she tell him where the drugs are, she let him have them then led him into the MRI room (where the machine is), she waited till he was high then started to strip so he released the grip on his gun a little, she then turned the MRI machine on which made the gun fly out of his hand and hit the machine (due to the Electro magnet more powerful than a car crusher ones), after his gun hit the machine he started to step toward it before flying straight into it and dying since he had a metal plate in his skull.
A woman who was a wardrobe assistant could only hit orgasm on the back of a bike, so she got her BF to drive her on backroads really fast, as she hit orgasm her body spasmed and fell off the bike and dyed.
Two men who were seeking 'The ultimate High' decided to try and lick a frog, so they went to a swamp and found the frog, (they thought it was the one which gave you a high, and it was ACTUALLY the poisonious one XD) so they died, but they did trip i guess so yea.
A woman had met a guy and got his number, now she had seen his Rather large private area in his tight bike shorts so she decided to see if she could accomidate it by getting a Zukeeni (idk how you spell it, we call it a Cucumber) and suck on it, as she did she stepped on a hoe which hit the Zukeeni forcing it down her throat, later she choked to death.
A man and a woman who'd been going out where on msn or somit and Webcamming (he was at work, she was at home) so she decided to be sexy and put duc tape over her mouth and then cuffed her hands to the office chair. 5 minutes later a robber came in and (of course) was happy to find an EASY robbery, he quickly grabbed some stuff and as he was leaving he talked close to the girl (he had halatosis=REALLY bad breath), he left and due to his breath she started to throw up, but due to the tape over her mouth she basically drowned in her vomit (lush no?)
So yea, Comments? I just think they're all retards, except the nurse since she was kinda smart to do all that XD
