Little Miss
Senior Member
Shout in it's face: "SHUT THE ---- UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!"
Or...
Punch it in the face.
Or...
Put on the Tellytubbies.
Or...
Punch it in the face.
Or...
Put on the Tellytubbies.
My 1 year old cousin is here.
- Thread starter MrCrazyDavis
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Little Miss
Senior Member
Collie, aren't you a smooth operator when it comes to babies. >.<collie890 said:
BTW, how about you go outside with it and pick daisies and buttercups and stuff....
lightningbolt
Senior Member
Act stupid and they will be under control. Trust me
Little Miss
Senior Member
I KNOW! PRETEND YOU'RE DYING AND YOU'RE IN PAIN!! THAT ALWAYS WORKS!!
Little Miss
Senior Member
LIKE I KNOW!!
Maybe you should board up a certain area with not hazards so they can't get out just chuck in some toys and put on the tv and then you've got yourself a pig in a pen.
EDIT: YEAH THE OREO IDEA LIKE IS SOOOO TOTALLY WICKED DUDE! (This is turning out to be n00b chat)
Maybe you should board up a certain area with not hazards so they can't get out just chuck in some toys and put on the tv and then you've got yourself a pig in a pen.
EDIT: YEAH THE OREO IDEA LIKE IS SOOOO TOTALLY WICKED DUDE! (This is turning out to be n00b chat)
Little Miss
Senior Member
It's a GOOD IDEA THOUGH MY IDEA!!The JJ said:
Trust me, once I didn't want people to come in my room so I blocked up my room using a stupid cardboard box.
Anyway, kids love teddy bears and they love CITVBebbies??
Megamannt125
Senior Member
Oh c'mon really people?
Hold it in your arms and sing to it.
lrn2baby people.
Hold it in your arms and sing to it.
lrn2baby people.
MrCrazyDavis
Senior Member
I've kind of sorted it. Jake (we all call him Jakey cos hes so cute 
) has got his juice, a packet of Quavers and is watching Tweenies.
) has got his juice, a packet of Quavers and is watching Tweenies.
SilentHopes
Swag Master
Give him some milk.
Use the "Rock and Bounce" technique.
Umm.... Give him more milk
Act like your 2, and entertain him. /-_-\
Use the "Rock and Bounce" technique.
Umm.... Give him more milk
Act like your 2, and entertain him. /-_-\
kalinn
Senior Member
sounds like he is pretty entertained by throwin stuff at your head xD
but just do stuff with him. or turn on the tv or something.
i know my little brother likes to draw, so draw or something.
or play with play doh!
eh nvm, i dont think 1 year olds can do that lol
but just do stuff with him. or turn on the tv or something.
i know my little brother likes to draw, so draw or something.
or play with play doh!
eh nvm, i dont think 1 year olds can do that lol
Dantheman500
Senior Member
My idea was just a joke. There is no stinking way, a person would shoot a baby and eat it. My real Idea is to.....I forgot.....OH! You should dance with him. That might work
Box-monkey
Senior Member
Hide behind the sofa, and then pop up laughing and smiling.
Where's the baby ....?
THERE HE IS!!!
Where's the baaaabbyy .....?
THERE HE IS!!!!
<object type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width="250" height="250" data='http://www.youtube.com/v/SGbz1lTz3Xk'>
<param name='AllowScriptAccess' value='never' />
<param name='wmode' value='transparent' />
<param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/SGbz1lTz3Xk' /><param name='play' value='true' />
<param name='loop' value='true' /><param name='quality' value='high' /></object>
THERE HE IS!!!
Where's the baaaabbyy .....?
THERE HE IS!!!!
<object type='application/x-shockwave-flash' width="250" height="250" data='http://www.youtube.com/v/SGbz1lTz3Xk'>
<param name='AllowScriptAccess' value='never' />
<param name='wmode' value='transparent' />
<param name='movie' value='http://www.youtube.com/v/SGbz1lTz3Xk' /><param name='play' value='true' />
<param name='loop' value='true' /><param name='quality' value='high' /></object>
